In our Blessings for February, we are delighted to share the Secret Means by which we communicate with Probability and other Forces in the universe. If you follow the Toadly Instructions in this book, you'll receive a Proclamation from Probability itself, and perhaps some relief from a Question that has weighed on your heart.

To communicate with Probability, you’ll need a pair of scissors (or claws) and a few dabs of your favorite Goo.

This book includes 24 illustrated pages of poems, toads, botanicals, flies, essays, fields of earthly and celestial color, bear symbols, and your own cut-out dice.

You’ll receive two pdf files: one formatted for screen reading (labeled “SCREEN”), and another formatted for double-sided printing (labeled “PRINTABLE BOOKLET”). Please don’t distribute this top-secret content!