This month, we bring you a 24-page illustrated Encyclopedia of the Ancient Forest, where we address any Confusion, Questions, and Doubts you may have about life in our world and yours. We are excited to compile this information for you, as we believe all beings deserve to be guided both gently and colorfully through the Mysteries of existence.

As you'll see, we have housed our Encyclopedia in pages of pink, blue, gray, yellow, green, and red, corresponding to its chapters on Bewilderments, Nostalgias, Griefs, Doings, Hungers, and Entanglements. Those who are unable to take in the questions and answers (for example, babies) can simply Bask in the emotional valence of these colors, and, in doing so, develop a deep and sacred knowing that transcends the boundaries of Literacy.

You’ll receive two pdf files: one formatted for screen reading (labeled “SCREEN”), and another formatted for double-sided printing (labeled “PRINTABLE BOOKLET”). Please don’t distribute this top-secret content!