Have you ever wondered about allergies? Specifically, why!? How!? Who!? And seriously, this again!?

This month, the Nose of the River of Time sneezes her wisdom right into the face of this mystery.

You’ll receive two pdf files of the book: one formatted for screen reading (labeled “SCREEN”), and another formatted for double-sided printing (labeled “PRINTABLE BOOKLET”). Please don’t distribute this top-secret content!