Last February, we made our annual pilgrimage to the Ancient Forest's Oracle of Love -- the First Sock Who Ever Lost Her Mate -- who lives above a well-tended fire just north of the Bog of Despair. You can read about our pilgrimage, and the Oracle's answer to our question: "What is the future of love?" in the Second Almanac.

This February, as we made our yearly return, we made a horrifying discovery -- THE ORACLE OF LOVE IS MISSING! Will we find our dear one, our Oracle, our Lost Sock?

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